Parker Albarian


I wanted to serve my school,

but first I had to get elected.

Slogan

I’ll take care of you like your mommy.

Swag

I gave them a pacifier and they gave me their support.

Satire

I want to thank President Biden for the use of his torso and office. 





		

			
 

			
Paid Endorsement

			
		

		


		

			
 

			
Viral Video

			
		

		


		

			
 

			
Election Speech

			
		

		
















* * *





Thank you JJ Peters from the Deez Nuts band. The best $16.80 I’ve ever spent. Perfect for my target audience.










Taylor Swift has her Swifties … I have my babies.